{"id":40,"date":"2016-05-29T00:19:29","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T00:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undestruction.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2016-05-29T00:20:23","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T00:20:23","slug":"safe-in-fathers-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/undestruction.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/29\/safe-in-fathers-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Safe in Father’s Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"
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MOBILE, AL- AUGUST 21: Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump greets supporters after his rally at Ladd-Peebles Stadium on August 21, 2015 in Mobile, Alabama. The Trump campaign moved tonight’s rally to a larger stadium to accommodate demand. (Photo by Mark Wallheiser\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Not many years ago he would have been my type. His pandering charm. His projected virility. The sinister diamonds in his eye so easily mistaken for fatherly protection. The patriarch of pageants. He just loves women, and women love him. All are safe in father’s hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not many years ago he would have been my type. His pandering charm. His projected virility. The sinister diamonds in his eye so easily mistaken for fatherly protection. The patriarch of pageants. He just loves women, and women love him. All are safe in father’s hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,3],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7AeEB-E","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":176,"url":"http:\/\/undestruction.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/21\/muppets-hate-quit-twitter\/","url_meta":{"origin":40,"position":0},"title":"Muppets Hate Quit Twitter","date":"November 21, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"This is what we call the hate quit show! With the new changes coming in the future of Twitter following Elon Musk's $44 billion acquisition, some muppets are saying that they are leaving the social media platform for good. 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